'Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America

'Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America'
From the May 5 Late Show with David Letterman, as read via satellite by Hillary Clinton, the "Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America." Late Show home page: http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/
10. We have more Dakotas than every other country combined
9. Canadian Bacon: soggy and chewy; American Bacon: crisp and delicious!
8. Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7 -- there's your pantsuit joke, Dave. Are you happy?
7. 232 years and not one cookie shortage
6. TiVo
5. Did I mention the soup? MMM, soup
4. Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?
3. Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?
2. Is this the part where I say, "Live from New York it's Saturday Night Live!"?
1. Apparently anyone can get a talk show
-- Brent Baker