Time’s Person of the Year is — me?

Congratulations on being named Time Magazine’s Person of the Year.
I can’t think of a person who deserves it more.

Yes, that’s right, you. I’m talking about you.

Or to be more precise, You. In case you weren’t following the news closely the last few days, Time’s annual Person of the Year award was granted to all 300 million of us. Article



It's so good to know that all the prison inmates and all the pedophiles in this country are people of the year. I feel so much better.