Help Wanted: FBI and CIA Hiring Illegal Aliens

Fake Papers? Possible Terrorist Connections? No Worries!
Who knew that among the U.S. jobs that must be filled by illegal aliens are FBI agent and CIA spy? Even after the revelations of intelligence gathering and law enforcement ineptitude following 9-11, who knew how easy it could be to fake one's way to a badge, a gun and a "midlevel" job as a CIA "operations" officer?
And you're worried about illegals being given driver's licenses?

Well, read on.