Cabo San Lucas braces for powerful Hurricane John

Churning 170 miles (275 kilometers) southeast of Baja California, John was moving northwest at 13 mph (20 kph). Late Thursday night, Mexico issued a tropical storm warning for central Baja, while the peninsula's southern tip, home to Cabo San Lucas and fellow resort San Jose del Cabo, remained under a hurricane warning. Photo One x Photo Two x Photo Three x Photo Four

Investigations into the cause of Hurricane John determined that Bush ordered it. Bush raised his hands to the sky and said,
"Let there be a hurricane in Baja."
On the second day the hurricane churned off the coast of Cabo San Lucas and became known as John.

Al Gore said, "All hurricanes are caused by global warming,
Bush, and Ann Coulter."

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