'Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America

'Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America'
From the May 5 Late Show with David Letterman, as read via satellite by Hillary Clinton, the "Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America." Late Show home page: http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/
10. We have more Dakotas than every other country combined
9. Canadian Bacon: soggy and chewy; American Bacon: crisp and delicious!
8. Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7 -- there's your pantsuit joke, Dave. Are you happy?
7. 232 years and not one cookie shortage
6. TiVo
5. Did I mention the soup? MMM, soup
4. Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?
3. Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?
2. Is this the part where I say, "Live from New York it's Saturday Night Live!"?
1. Apparently anyone can get a talk show
-- Brent Baker

What Will it Take for Congress to Act?

from the desk of
As the price of oil and gasoline continues to rise to record levels, what is the solution offered by the Democrat-led Congress? Do nothing.
Two years ago, then-Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi assured the nation that, "Democrats have a commonsense plan to help bring down skyrocketing gas prices..." Since then, the price of gasoline has risen by more than 60%. And there is still no plan.
Congressional leadership has been so out of touch that last week, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi revealed that she doesn't even know how much a gallon of gas costs, claiming that it was more than a dollar below the actual price. Click here to see just how out of touch Speaker Pelosi and Congressional leaders are. Then call Speaker Pelosi's office at 202-225-0100 and tell her Americans need real solutions for the rising cost of gas.
Sincerely,
Joe EuleChief of StaffFreedom's Watch

Gates' Rules

Gates' Rules

To anyone with kids of any age, or anyone who has ever been a kid,
here's some advice Bill Gates recently dished out at a high school
speech about things they did not learn in school.

He talks about how feel-good politically correct teachings have created
a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept sets
them up for failure in the real world.

Here's what he said:

Rule 1: Life is not fair--get used to it.

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem.
The world will expect you to accomplish something
BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year
right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president
with a car phone, until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
He doesn't have tenure.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
Your grandparents had a different word for burger
flipping--they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine
about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as
they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning
your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are.
So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your
parents' generation, try de-lousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers,
but life has not. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades
and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer.
This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off
and very few employers are interested in helping you "find yourself."
You'll have to do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have
to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.


Sent in By Carol D.